I have a crush on you, sweetie pie.
Not you, him. This guy whose video I’m posting. I know, there was that brief period when I was withdrawn and sulking over his unfortunate choice of life partner, and there are moments when I’m still just the tiniest bit bitter that he married Nicole Kidman instead of me, but mostly I’ve gotten over it and I do wish them well. Mostly.
I still have a crush on him.
And I’d love to have someone say something like this to me and mean it.